No Fat Chicks!
Helmut Lang? Narciso Rodriguez? Ralph Lauren? Ha!
Amateurs when it comes to knowing what women really want.
Once again, I've done some deep, deep research and uncovered a FASHION DESIGNER that matters.
The "artist" formerly know as Posh Spice, Victoria Beckham, launched her new dress collection at New York's fashion week.
"Every one of them could've been pulled from Beckham's own closet." says style.com. "The silhouette is beyond body-conscious, ultra-fitted from shoulder line to below the knee, with special seams along the derriere and torso to ensure against flat rear ends and busts, respectively." Vicki B. is all about the curves, doncha know?
Her sizes range from size 0 to -4!
This one will make a great emaciated clavicle camouflage....save yourself from pesky, concerned questions from your friends and family about your latest drastic weight loss:
One last shot for tomorrows thinspiration:
"If the collection owes a debt to anyone, it's Roland Mouret, whose Galaxy dress gave curves to even the most skeletal of celebrities, or maybe Dolce & Gabbana. But Beckham denies the inspiration. 'This has been a lifetime in the making,' she said, adding that she's been wearing the best designers in the world for about as long. And she's not interested in making an It dress. 'I don't want to make dresses that will date. I've always been about clever buying.'
The dresses will range from $1,500 to $3,600." - style.com
If we all just scrounge up our pennies, we can help save Victoria from her impending starvation!